Eat Me

cjmeeks:

This British dude is super-pissed about pornographic gum packaging.

“The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter. The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face. I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.”

I don’t know, maybe she ‘became distressed’ when she realized she was married to the kind of guy who wants to bitch at a store manager because some cartoon fruit is having a good time.